of the week: monday 16 october 2006

sorry for the late post, loyal readers. work is literally kicking my ass lately. and that means that i not only have little time to dedicate to you, it also means i'm a scatterbrain. which in turn means i have crappy ideas that ican't remember from one minute to the next. hey, is this a setup to a shitty post? i don't think so. just putting my thoughts down for you all to read, that's all.


crazy effin animals of the week
if i could put these beasts streaming in this post, i would - trust me. watch 37(!) great white sharks rip apart an already dead (and rotting) carcass of a whale in a matter of hours. the video gets better when the sharks find themselves drunk off so much sweet, sweet whale blubber and all of a sudden it's like crescent street friday night at 2:00 am. you've got yourself a couple dozen drunk, horny-ass sharks lookin for some lovin. the highlight of the video comes in just after 3:00. watch and see. nature rules, i miss steve irwin. (via filecabi)

laguna beach episode of the week
first things first. season three of lb has sucked. everyone knows it, whether you want to admit it or not. every good reality show has a villain and a hero. laguna beach season one had lc vs kristin. laguna beach season two had kristin vs lc (and everyone else).
lb s3 has no one. this year's hero: tessa. this year's villain: kyndra. i hate both of them equally and not because they're hate-able (though kyndra does try really hard), but because they're both boring. i don't care about anyone this season (except maybe jessica, but she's totally leftovers from season two). having said all that, this past week's episode was the best one so far and only because of the ridiculousness of the cast. if you have been watching, click the link for an awesome recap written by b-side of tvgasm. random. (via tvgasm)

music of the week
it's taken me a bit of time, but i finally got my hands on a mp3 version of the u2/green day collabo at the re-opening of the superdome a few weeks back. i also included a copy of the "for charity" single that has been released. yes, i know you shouldn't download a single that's for charity but you try to go to rhapsody.com and buy it. you can't - you live in canada. stupid. (via rapidshare)
u2 and green day (live at the superdome) - wake me up when sept ends, the saints are coming, beautiful day
u2 and green day (studio) - the saints (are coming)

pic of the week
esquire recently named scarlett j the sexiest woman alive. greatest magazine ever?? i don't think so - that goes to allure. w00t. (via tabloidwhore)



south park episode of the week

The Mystery of the Urinal Deuce

i don't think i need to explain why that is so hilarious, but i'll tell you why i think it is. because it happened at my elementary school. south park makes me laugh. above is the first seven minutes of the episode - if you go to youtube you can see the rest.

tattoo of the week

continuing my long-running tattoo-obsession, here is 'a very abridged list of what you should avoid' when going to get tatted up. as written by a tattoo artist. my personal favourite is the confederate flag, but my idea of funny is low-brow. (via thephatphree)

this week's edition is shorter than i hoped it would be. i have more to write about but no more time to do it. either more will come later tonight or i will save it until next monday. ta.